Cold Fusion joke (courtesy of Dave Katlemann)


"Hey, Mike!"

"Yeah, Gabe?"

"We've got some problems down on earth."

"Where?"

"Over in Utah."

"I took care of that a century ago."

"No, not that problem. It looks as though they found a bug in the physics code--they're getting significant fusion energy at room temp."

"What? I thought that was fixed in the beta release. Hold on a second...let's bring up the code...hmm...oh, crud, I can't believe I forgot to handle the boundary conditions. Well, this should be easy to fix...add a few cases in the switch() statement..yeah, that should do it. Saving it out...recompiling...relinking. Ok, that should take care of it. Let the Boss know it's fixed."

"Will do. Thanks, Mike."

"No problem, Gabe. That's what we're here for...."